January 2011
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There are many ways of expressing yourself but my...
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Now a moment of excitement for all the sex you're...
I’m kidding. None of us are getting shit.
Hey Baby: Red Eye Edition
fuckyeahcillianm:
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A moment of silence for all the sex you didn't...
reblog if you want an anon’s honest opinion about...
sarcasticholly:
superiero:
arianacherise:
partypoison69:
stfusamm:
COME AT ME, BRO
What they said.
i’m whoring out my ask box right now.
Go on, make my day.
Getting to know your followers.
Is awesome. More people should do it.
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This is how the eve has been going for me so far.
Saw the hot girl that lives up stairs get home:
Figured I’d try and go talk to her:
But I ended up opening the door super fast and scaring the fuck out of her:
So I decided to go back inside and just creep:
And I’ll probably cry by myself later over this disaster:
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I'm not saying "Happy New Year" to anyone.
Because who the hell knows if it’s even going to be a happy year yet. No, I am not an optimistic person.
December 2010
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The moment you realize that you're gay for Robert...
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A girl tells me I'm too flawed to be with:
Bitch, I know that but I’m perfectly flawed and at least I admit it. Dumb whore.
I can't handle being single.
jjaythejettplane:
killingjoke91:
jjaythejettplane:
it’d be much easier with a fuck buddy.
Not all of us have friends that deem it a good idea to have sex.
I know.. It’s quite upsetting isn’t it?
^^^^ Me (minus the chick part) everyday of my life.
I can't handle being single.
jjaythejettplane:
it’d be much easier with a fuck buddy.
Not all of us have friends that deem it a good idea to have sex.
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I'm not scared of bugs but when I see a Roach the...
I can't handle being single.
Reblog if you're that one friend who always thinks...
Never.
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My last post made me think of something.
This day in age, people always look at famous women and try to decide how sexy they are. Yeah, that’s great and all but let’s take a cue from the past, shall we? Being sexy is great and all, but women like Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn were beautiful - they practically define classic beauty. How often do you see a beautiful woman (fame wise) anymore? Hardly ever. Yeah,...
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For once in my life
I’d like to find a girl that isn’t immature or a complete bitch.
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I want my ask box to get spammed with...
You have been going out with him for two days, you...
penisology:
Oh my god…she doesn’t love me?
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The awesome moment when you realize that Michael...
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I try to talk to everyone that follows me/that I...
Because believe it or not, they’re usually more trustworthy than my actual friends and a lot nicer too.
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I hate it when I ask someone how old they are and...
BITCH I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU’RE ABOUT TO TURN 100. JUST TELL ME YOUR GODDAMN AGE.
Reblog if you want to know which followers would...
I’m not a whore, I swear.
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Whenever I try to get laid:
I find a decently attractive woman and try to seduce her:
But her reaction is almost always:
So I just try again:
But her reaction is once again:
So I just give up and go and find a hooker:
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I guess you can say I am sexually frustrated.
jjaythejettplane:
( like everyone else on tumblr )
(we should all have a giant orgy, right?)
I have so much built up sexual frustration that I could level a building with it.
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Saw this at my grandma's and thought it was great.
Had to share with the rest of the world.
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Even after all these years, when Darth Vader tells...
5 beautiful people you know personally.
agapeemenee:
killingjoke91:
(In no order)
1. Sara Zimmer
2. Bethany Daudet
3. Mattie Lippe
4. Allison Sharrer
5. Mikala Johnson
Now we both know I should be #1 :3 Or at least #2, since you dated Bethany and myself. Whore.
Did you not see the “in no order” cunt?
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5 beautiful people you know personally.
(In no order)
1. Sara Zimmer
2. Bethany Daudet
3. Mattie Lippe
4. Allison Sharrer
5. Mikala Johnson
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I was watching Dracula (1931) and realized...
That horror movies today suck. Most of them only rely on blood and gore to freak you out, and most of the time, that’s more of being sick to your stomach from it. Back in the day, they relied more on the suspense to scare you and I don’t care what anyone says, Dracula is a creepy movie. Plus, Bela Lugosi will always be Dracula. It’s a real shame that a lot of people today...
Dear Mattie:
You might wanna make sure you even have your ask box enabled, because I can’t find it. Hence, why I have sent you nothing.
Love,
D.
athumpingbore asked: First impression of you:
One of those guys that thrives for comics.
One of those guys that thrives for comics.
athumpingbore asked: First impression of you:
One of those guys that thrives for comics.
One of those guys that thrives for comics.
Reblog if you want your followers to put their...
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When your family calls you gay.
First, I take off my ring and start to feel a little on the gay side:
Then I take off my bracelet and feel a little gayer:
I start to mix Gingerbread and dance while doing so:
Grandfather comes in and asks if I’m gay:
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The first season of Glee was on sale for $15 on...
When it’s usually $60. So guess who just ordered that shit?
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The moment you realize you're in love, but not...
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I swear, if Tumblr tells me it will return shortly...
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I want to make sweet, passionate, love to all my...